history according to ben

ben always has a story for everything.
sometimes these stories are real ...
sometimes they have a little 'imagination' behind them.

the latest?? ...

ben informed my friend kelly that his grandpa was in the war between the pilgrims and indians.
he was on the pilgrims side (because they won)
and he fought with blow horns and needles.

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now...ben, i'm sure any of your grandpas could put up a good fight,
although i'm not sure they would use blow horns or needles ...
and i realize that the liquor store has stopped carding me ...
but come on, buddy ... i'm not THAT old ;)