me: joking around while tucking drew into bed tonight - drew, you should take a shower tomorrow morning.
drew: why?
me: because you just had baseball practice and girls don't like boys that stink.
drew: SO what. boys like smelly boys. and all the boys like me.
me: ok .... so you don't care if girls like you?
drew: mom, girls are sweet bombs and boys are stink bombs. that's just how it is. PLUS, i know the only REAL way to a girl is to get an injury.
so, there you have it folks.
the REAL way to a 3rd grade girl's heart.
what would i do without drew to let me in on these things?!
drew: why?
me: because you just had baseball practice and girls don't like boys that stink.
drew: SO what. boys like smelly boys. and all the boys like me.
me: ok .... so you don't care if girls like you?
drew: mom, girls are sweet bombs and boys are stink bombs. that's just how it is. PLUS, i know the only REAL way to a girl is to get an injury.
so, there you have it folks.
the REAL way to a 3rd grade girl's heart.
what would i do without drew to let me in on these things?!
1 comment:
be prepared for a lot of injuries come jr high! hahaha
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