if i ran the zoo

if i ran the zoo ...

i would make sure that little kids always had lots of fun when they came



i would make sure there were a lot of exciting animals ...
you know ... the ones that swim, wrestle, and make funny noises - preferably all 3 at once.

i would make sure there were always LOTS of baby monkeys and dolphins
because like my kids ...
they are SO cute AND so unpredictible ;)



i would make sure the weather was ALWAYS perfect

and i would ask the 'seuss on the loose' people to bring their fun statues and scenes to my zoo



because the kids seem to love seeing their favorite storybook characters around
and they ESPECIALLY love getting their picture taken with them!

i would make sure there was a LOT of ice cream
a LOT of cotton candy
and most importantly
cheese curds ;)

i would have a LOT of fun things to do
BUT
i would not let any mean people enjoy them.

if i ran the zoo.